[Inspired by the Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer]
"Excuse me, sir. They say you're the Emperor?"
"Indeed, my boy."
"I'm not quite that young. I'll be graduating from Harvard next year."
"Ah, Harvard, is it? Not an Imperial college, but worthy. Good day to you, young fellow." The Emperor tipped his hat.
"Do you believe that America needs an Emperor?"
"Of course she does. Although, truth be told, I'm not certain of the succession."
"Pardon me, y-- your highness?"
"What did you say your name was?"
"Theodore, your highness. Theodore Roosevelt."
"A fine name. A fine young man. Would that I had an heir like you."
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